Saturday, June 11, 2011

Introducing KB Kombucha...

The fact that I'm now brewing my own Kombucha might mean that I've started the icky descent into hippydom.  In fact, it is basically proof of that.  Call it a late-20s-about-to-turn 30 crisis of identity, or evidence that I've been spending too much time in Portland, OR.  Either way, I blame Sharon Shattuck, mostly because she gave me the scoby that started my great experiment. 

"What is a scoby?", you might be asking yourself.  Well, it is a yeasty culture that turns sugary tea into sparkling kombucha by eating the sugar and giving off CO2 as a byproduct.  Also, it looks like a giant, flexible piece of mold, and feels like you're petting a dolphin (see above).  It is one of those things that made me wonder about who would look at a scoby and think "Man, I want to drink the water that that has been sitting in!"  The answer is clear.  Only a hippy. 




It is incredibly simple to make kombucha.  First, you boil about a gallon of water, and add 5-7 tea bags (I chose jasmine green tea).  Let the tea steep  for about 15 minutes.  During this time, add about 1.5 cups of sugar (this is a rough approximation).  Make sure the sugar dissolves completely.  Now, let your tea cool to room temperature,  put it in a glass jar, and add the scoby with a bit of the "starter tea" that came with the scoby. 


 Cover the jar with a piece of cloth and put a rubber band around the top to keep unwanted contaminants from entering your kombucha.  


Wow, it's already looking so delicious!  But unfortunately you'll have to wait awhile before you can enjoy your sparkling mold water.  How will you manage? 

Once the kombucha culture is added to the tea, it should not be moved or disturbed for about 10 days.  I opted to put mine in the corner and cover it with a dish towel so it doesn't look like there is a moldy jar of pee sitting in my kitchen.  Dregs that look like mold tentacles will start to appear, and a new scoby may begin to grow.  This is normal, and many websites insist that the mold tentacles are the most healthy part of the kombucha (blechhhh!)
Your kombucha is almost done!  Now you must put it in a bottle with a tight cap to allow it to carbonate, and wait another 5 days for it to be ready!  I strained mine as I bottled it to remove the healthy mold tentacles that I prefer not to consume no matter how beneficial they might be.   I also added raspberries to mine at this stage.  What an adventure!

Friday, June 3, 2011

Flying Trapeze- Straddle Flip



Check out my latest trick at TSNY's Governor's Island rig on opening weekend!  Laura on board, Dave on lines, Jason catching.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Happy Mother's Day!

In honor of Mother's Day, check out this Saturday Night Live parody commercial I edited.  If you're reading my blog, it might be applicable to you.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Where's the death certificate? - Fox News Reporting FAIL


Yesterday, the surge of patriotism and excitement surrounding Osama Bin Laden's death didn't stop Fox News from trying to slip in some not-so-subliminal messages.  Here's a tip for you guys: Osama ≠ Obama, even if they rhyme.  

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Flying Trapeze- Toes Off

TSNY's outdoor rig opened today!  I was lucky enough to learn and catch a new trick.  Check it out!



Jeff on lines, Jordan on board,  & Greg catching

Monday, April 25, 2011

Weird Stuff in Brooklyn

This was the sandwich board outside of the Gibson on Easter Sunday.  Hilarious.
I found this gem on a wall in Greenpoint.  I assume it's a tribute to all of the political unrest.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Bad Joke of the Day - Passover edition

Q: What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction?
 





A: A matzochist!


Finally!  A matzoh joke that isn't about constipation!!  Thanks to Risa for this seasonally appropriate bad joke!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Brent's Gazebo - Hanover, New Hampshire

I'll begin this blog post with a simple question: How many gazebos do you have?
If you answered 0, then HA! my boyfriend has you beat!
If you answered 1 or more, I'll rephrase the question:
How many gazebos do you have that have been erected on the campus of a prestigious Ivy League college at your request? 
Is it zero?  Would you say you have exactly zero ivy league gazebos? 
Yeah, that's what I thought.  Basically, don't test Brent's gazebo having abilities, because, although you wouldn't know it by visiting his house, Brent can completely annihilate you in a gazebo brag-a-thon. "How?" you might be asking yourself....



Well, the legend goes that in the year 2000, Brent Knopf, a gazebo-loving senior at Dartmouth, was fed up with the lack of shaded outdoor spaces available to students.  There was nowhere on campus where one could sit and study outside without having to purchase a coffee beverage or pastry.  So Brent approached the Dartmouth administration and pleaded the case for a gazebo on campus.   Brent's winning idea cut right through the red tape and bureaucracy usually involved when proposals cross the desks of university administrators, and 3 months later, a gazebo was erected behind the senior apartments.  Brent's very own gazebo dream had become a reality almost as beautiful as it was in his imagination.   I could hardly believe this fairy tale, until I saw the gazebo with my own eyes.

Please enjoy this series of photos I took with Brent, upon returning to visit his gazebo 11 years after its erection.   Oh, um, I mean construction.




 The 'This is my gazebo, bitch!' pose
 The 'Check out my gazebo' jig (part 1)

 The 'Check out my gazebo' jig (part 2) 

 Welcome to my lovely gazebo

Woolly Monster Attacks Chicago!


If I'd learned anything from Frankenstein, Dr. Jekyll, and Dolly the cloned sheep*, I would have never released this human-made creature into the wild!




*Dolly disaster pending

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Piermont, New Hampshire - A place to try new things!






Even though it is April, and most of us are thinking about warming temperatures, spring rains, and seasonal allergens caused by blossoming trees, it is still snowing in New Hampshire.  At least it was in the small town of Piermont, where Brent and I stayed for the second half of our New England adventure.   

Our lovely hosts Alex and Kristy showed us all of the fun to be had in the country as the snow was starting to thaw.  First we went on a snowshoe expedition in the hilly forest behind their property.  This was my first snowshoeing experience.  Apparently there have been many breakthroughs in snowshoe technology over the years because our shoes didn't look like the tennis-rackets-strapped-to-your-feet that I picture when I hear the word 'snowshoe.'   Instead, they look like mini-sleds with metal teeth on the bottom.  When you walk through fresh snow with them on, it makes a sound like you're biting into a crisp apple.  I really liked it!

Brent, Alex, Kristy, & the neighbor's dog Toby, who followed us for the whole adventure.

Along our snowshoe route, we saw a variety of animal tracks in the snow.  Unfortunately, we didn't see any of the animals in person, but it was nice to know that they were somewhere close by. 


Moose Tracks


Wild Turkey Tracks 


 Otter Tracks! 

Otter Tracks on video!


Another great reason to visit New Hampshire in April is because it is maple syrup making season!  Alex & Kristy's neighbor, Ed, loves to make his own maple syrup.  He taps the maple trees in his yard, and hangs a bucket underneath to collect the tree sap.  When sap comes out of the tree, it is clear in color and has a very subtle sweetness, but basically tastes like weak sugar water.  In order to make it into maple syrup as we know it, you have to boil it down.  It takes 30-40 gallons of tree sap to make one gallon of maple syrup.  Suddenly I was beginning to realize why authentic maple syrup is so expensive.  It is a very labor-intensive process.



Ed showed us his "sugar house", which is a cabin where he boils tree sap into maple syrup.  Ed's boiler was homemade.  It consisted of a barrel laid on it's side with a door in the front to load in firewood, and a flat pan on top that was about 6 inches deep, and divided into 3 compartments.   Ed pours the sap into the first compartment.  As it heats up, it begins boiling and moves into the 2nd and 3rd compartments.  The compartments create more hot surface area, and therefore make the sap boil into syrup faster.  It is still a very slow process and takes hours of careful boiling until the water evaporates. 



Once the sap has boiled down to syrup, Ed must remove it from the boiler quickly before it turns too thick and ruins his pan.  Many sugar houses go up in flames if the syrup is left to boil, unattended. 

Spigot at the bottom of the pan where boiled syrup is collected.

Ed has quite an impressive maple syrup collection.  He has over 100 containers! Many of them are tin and vintage.  I was really excited by the old log cabin syrup that actually comes in a log cabin shape!


Ed and me with his maple syrup collection.

Ed's collection has over 100 different kinds!

 Log Cabin syrup in a log cabin shape!  Awesome!

Our last Piermont adventure was one for the books! We went to Robie Farms to see how they make their raw milk cheeses!  We met Mark Robie, who showed us the giant bowl where they add the milk, enzymes, and rennet.  We also saw the press where the cheese is pressed into rounds.  The most exciting part of the tour was a visit to the cheese cave!  We bought the Toma and the Piermont cheeses, and they were both excellent!

Me inside the cheese cave!

So much delicious artisanal cheese! Brent can I build a cheese cave at your house, please?

Who would have guessed that there was so much to see and do in a very small New Hampshire town?  I had a wonderful time, and it was so great getting to know Alex and Kristy, too!